i have the juiciest gold medal in my pants
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
So many bounce houses so little time
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
Every single person in dollar tree stares at you if you are buying a pregnancy test and wearing a charlie brown costume. Just FYI.
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
A stripper just invited me to her daughter's birthday. Where did my life go wrong?
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
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