It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
i wish i could tell you the night didnt begin with me drinking alone
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
I'm drunk and you're awesome. let's stay this way forever.
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
99% of the contents of my handbag are ketchup packets and condoms. I feel that says a lot about me as a person.
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
You cuddled up under the blanket because you said it smelled like Santa and vodka.
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
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