i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
i told him i was on my period. he said, and i quote "can we not just lay down some newspapers or something?"
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
It makes showers more interesting trying to drink a gin and tonic and keep soap out of my eyes at the same time.
You need to calm down.
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
Dude. That's like masturbating until the point that you're going to climax, then stopping, waiting for a few seconds and then starting all over. While that does lead to an altogether more powerful orgasm, it's still annoying as hell until you get there.
I was not expecting that analogy.
No one ever expects that analogy.
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