its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
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I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
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Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
Decided to stop by the store on my walk of shame. I must really look like shit, a six year old girl just walked up to me and said "my mommy wanted me to tell you Jesus loves you." Thanks kid.
Pretty sure keeping my vibrator in the same drawer with the weed makes it work better. I fall asleep almost immedi
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
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