Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
What are you, a fucking toaster ?
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