I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
Unless you watched your mom's very literal rendition of "I touch myself" while she was wearing a bikini, your vacation wasn't as bad as mine.
four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
i think you broke pat's ankle when you drove over it... he's freaking out but on a more serious note i'm 99% sure i saw a werewolf
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
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