so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
new rule: cockblock me if I have had over a fifth of jack. no matter what.
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
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