I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
Dude. I have been looking at your movie history on netflix and it is like looking at the rings of a tree. Only instead of telling me how old you are, it tells me when you were stoned.
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
damnit. I just found my cousin on tinder.
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
like, you weren't just lying there, you were wrapped in what appeared to be the skin of a wolf, chanting doomsday prophecies
THE END IS NEIGH
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
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