I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
I'm pretty sure my roommate has taken plan B more times than i've had sex. Not sure how that makes me feel.
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
He specifically said I couldn't post the picture of him passed out naked except for a strategically placed washcloth. Where's the fun in that?
YOU'RE MARRIED. TO OTHER PEOPLE.
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
YOU WILL DIE AND I WILL CARVE 'I TOLD YOU SO' ON YOUR HEADSTONE
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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