are you still at the devil's house?
my penis says it needs to be in something. my phonebook says its you
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
I'm not sure what happened last night, but my turtle seems afraid of me.
Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
I bought new panties to console myself ... you know, because I am going to lose my ovaries. Well, if I don't die of a heart attack first. But at least when the EMS folks find me, I'll be finely dressed from the waist down.
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
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