I told her it just looked small because my balls were gigantic. She bought it.
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
reason #14 for loving my boobs...just got out of a 40mph over the limit speeding ticket thru a work zone. i dont think the cop knew i even had a face
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im still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
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I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
I ate so much cake that I can't even enjoy a blowjob
That's the most first world problem I've ever heard in my life.
I was like ahh were on two different pages, I know there's rumors of me moving to boston but I can't and I'm not adding long distance to the relationship I have with my 31 year old recently divorced ex boss
holy shit! you were walking down a hill and just happened to be passing a trash can like 4 ft away and projectile vomited over a fence into the trash can. kept walking and drank a beer.
Hey? Just a hypothetical. You ever accidentally kill somebody's cat on purpose? Like you didn't mean to but it had it coming? If you're wondering it tripped me while I was walking down the stairs and I landed on it as I fell.
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