According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
I sharted in my sleep... I didnt even think that was possible.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
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It's like God was speaking to me through a penis.
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
He told me if he passed out to wake him by sitting on his face, and if he suffocated at least he would die happy. Found the one.
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I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
Remember when you laughed that I downloaded a “fireplace” station on my Roku? I just woke up butt naked on my couch with my fireplace station playing. So there, guess that shows you. Now excuse me while I go back to sleep in front of my fireplace.
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