Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
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Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
We eventually had to ration the melon vodka. 10 pushups per shot. THATS why my arms hurt
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
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that's how you measure success
By how bad my vagina hurts on a Tuesday morning while I'm trying to figure out how I got white girl wasted on a Monday?
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
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