fuck, i think i'm broken. Alchyhol air mattress = the suck.
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
I just used cruise control in a 25 zone. When will this hangover end???
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
I'm pretty sure my roommate is moving out because her cat likes me better
Also you know what's irritating? When the guy you're sleeping with refuses to like any of your Instagram posts
So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
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