You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
just ask for directions from a guy with a penis drawn on his window
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i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
I like how my family gatherings are basically an ugly sweater party just with better beer and wine...
Eating doritas dunked in queso con salas. Salllas. Salska. Salsa. Got it. Shhiitt. Salsa con queso. That's better. I'm hot pink socks.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
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Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
All my friends are getting into relationships and going through breakups and I'm having Plan Bs and crunch wraps for dinner.
public service announcement: beginning at 10pm please text me at half hour intervals reminding me to keep my legs shut tonight. Note, this is not a drill.
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
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