Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
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That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
He wasn't lying when he said he was immune to pepperspray. He pretended it burned for like 12 seconds and told the cops he was kidding he was alright. We'll be there soon.
Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
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I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
I'm a little concerned about right now. You showed up at my house soaking wet, drunk with a bag of ham and 2 liter of Dr. Pepper, and you refused to tell me where you got the ham until I gave you some more liquor.
no fucks will be given and no pants will be worn
i'll bring the vodka
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
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