I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
Sex on a trampoline was so worth getting a mosquito bite on my penis
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
I’m going to give his broken heart CPR with my vagina
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