Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
When do i get to see u next week?
When I teabag your entire family
She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
So somehow I got from NYC to a suburban town in the middle of Jersey. At 4am. Thank god there are trains that can rectify my mistakes...
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
Just walked out of my apartment and came face to face with a shirtless dude playing with his balls and trying to tie his shoes.
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
My addiction to golf is getting out of hand....I just caught myself swinging my dick like a putter while peeing.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
Tonight is an "I'm lonely and single so I'm going to curl up in a warm, melatonin and vodka enriched ball in the corner of my bed with a cat." kind of night.
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