So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
i just found an uncooked ramen noodle in my underwear
Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
I want Paula Dean to narrate shark week next year
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
Drunkasaurus has found a new cave to eat all the children she captured
I need to get you away from Bacardi 151 and out from under the bed
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
There are only four things in life that are certain. 1 Death, 2 Taxes, 3 The wu tang clan aint nothin to fuck with, and 4 you will never be more important than taco bell
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
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