And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
My dad accidentally texted me asking if I had weed...
Maybe you should say yes, and you guys can like bond or something...
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
I'm legitimately the first person in the United States to successfully shave their balls with a Razer Blade of a sword and fully admitt it. I'm honestly smoother then a 10 year old.
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