Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
either way he was missing a nipple.
He said he had to make up a lie of why he couldnt sleep with her. It must really suck to have a sunburned dick.
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
I went on my dinner date pretending that my lunch date didn't jizz in my hair.
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.
I ended up sleeping on a park bench. Never using Tinder again.
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
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