I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
in jail i did the beyonce ass shake for the police officers & called Sally from my collect phone in my cell & started singing "im in JAAAIL IM IN JAAAIL",
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
Know what's awesome? Flying a mini helicopter while you shit.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
Last night you told me to stop being Martha Stewart and asked if I had Taco Bell in my house
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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