I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
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It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
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He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
Write this down so you can tell me in the morning. "That bartender needs to be in my mouth."
the cop said "drunk and disorderly" like it was a bad thing
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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