Wow so 15 missed calls, a vm AND a text saying come downstairs? ...And where is downstairs? Explain.
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
I'll be there with bells on. And by "bells" I mean "jäger bombs". And by "on" I mean "being poured down my gullet".
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
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