Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
you know you are hungover when... you set your alarm for the next time you think you are going to throw up
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
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I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
He was dressed as a cowboy and he was dancing with my ex roommate. So I took his gun and pistol whipped him with it..then somehow we still slept together..
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
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I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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