am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
I stirred my drink with a butcher knife. His roomate keeps giving me dirty looks
Like what do you want from me
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
Definitely the only person to buy 2 handles a 2 bottles of champagne & 3 thirties while wearing a fanny pack
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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