Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Just heard the garage door open and I immediately sprinted to the laptop to erase history, even though I haven't watched porn today...I believe Pavlov now.
I like to melt taper candles in my wine bottles the next day, it makes my drinking trophies more classy, and makes me look like less of an alcoholic.
If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
Hey, just wanted to let you know that University Police stopped by and repossessed the stolen laundry basket. And the 8 bottles of detergent.
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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