That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
My life is like the prequel to "40 Year Old Virgin"
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
no, no, no. omg. i said i wanted a SANDWICH! not a picture of your dick. damn cant you read? SANDWICH! now im blinded. great job.
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You're not invited to the wedding. They don't want you starting a "who's fucked the bride the most" contest.
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
Just because im a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it.
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I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped