do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
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Wife passed out. Doing shots with the hot bartender... Don't tell me I don't know how to celebrate a 1yr anniversary
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
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He dodged my hug and greeted me with a fist bump. I slept with him the night before. The only thing worse would have been a greeting by chest bump.
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
The people at Perkins seem so judgemental. Big deal if i'm handcuffed to stripper in a star-n-stripes bikini. We still gotta eat.
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