i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
he asked me what things i liked that he did in bed, and i told him all the things i hated so he would use it on that new bitch and she wouldnt hook up with him anymore.
you for real need to get over him dude
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
Thankfully US customs doesnt have a checkbox for bringing semen into the country because my hair would still be in CDC quarantine
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
A stranger came up to me, pointed at my drink and asked what it tasted like and proceeded to chug half of it and then walked away.
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
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