She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
The German just referred to my vagina as the Great Barrier Reef and that he was going to go diving in it.
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
Randomize
