Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
I swear to god Optimus Prime and Megatron are fighting in my head right now.
maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
Dude.. I don’t care how hairy she is, you already left me at the bar, and now I have to find another fucking way home... NOW BE A MAN ABOUT IT!
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
When a best friend shows up on a tricycle with a case a beer and goes "get on loser" you get on, because there is a magical adventure afoot
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
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