Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
I have to talk to myself and be all "you are NOT horny tonight"
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
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He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
Look on the bright side, one day you will get to tell your grandkids how grandpappy got roofied on his 21st and woke up in a for sale house missing his shoes
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
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we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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