Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
just caught grandpa beating off in the living room
Your dad touched me again.
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
Never go to your parents' super bowl party. I learned, in great detail, "Why Aunt Trisha is a hoe" Not enough beer on the eastern seaboard.
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
Will you come get your son? He's using an old bike pump to help him fart the national anthem...
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