I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
Aparently his snake got loose in the middle of the night. Not a sex joke, he has a fucking snake
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
Just woke up with my keys in one hand and cheesecake in the other.
If I were there, I'd be putting a martini in you, via funnel if need be, and you would be doing this thing.
You found me in the back room alone eating someone else's whole birthday cake with my hands then asked me if you could join.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
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