her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
N I'm drinking this invention I call "do-it-fluid" I had a bottle of vodka that was 3/4th empty, so I put in 1/4th rum, 1/4th tequila, 1/4th whisky... it's definitely the worst idea ever..
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
You know your night is done when the police confiscate your bra at high school basketball game
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
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