This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
The verizon commercial has a magical pinata. Candy just keeps coming out. It must be a portal to a candy universe.
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I am full of burrito and curiosity
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
You rang?
Saw a ginger and the first thing I thought of doing was yelling "you have no soul!" so I called you so we can yell it together with you on speakerphone.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
I cried while dry heaving in the back of the car to the New York song with jay z in it. I was singing it inbetween gags.
I have the WORST hangover. Pretty sure my liver fell out while taking a dump. THAT bad.
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
Well the grass always *looks* greener on the other side but sometimes that’s bc there’s a sewage runoff...
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