What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
It was dark, she woke me up, gave me a blowjob and then whispered in my ear: do you know who I am?
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
Excuse me while I take my birth control pill for today to prevent getting pregnant from hearing about your sex life
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
I sent him a blank text because I didn't want to "drunk text" him.
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