You really coming over, don't trick.
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
Ive given up on my natural charms. Im trying different accents till some girl wants to hook up with me.
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
We tried to make a sex tape, but we were hammered and she forgot to take the cap off the camera. Somebody starts snoring 10 minutes in.
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
They let me keep the giant cocktail glass because I threw up in it. And made out with the bartender. Europeans are so generous. I'm getting it engraved
The slot machines are wishing me happy birthday. Mission success.
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
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