no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
I want her autograph on my taint
When he came downstairs he looked at me like I was attempting to rob his house.
Did you reintroduce yourself?
He threatened to call the cops.
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
You tell anyone I'm rocking out to Pitbull in an economy, base-model car, I'll kill you.
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
Can I come over and use your shower? My roommate got drunk last night and took my bathroom door off its hinges
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
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