You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
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Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
I told him I was on the pill and it was OK to fire away. I want to never have to wear panty house or ever go to an office again. This is my early retirement plan. I want half of his NBA money.
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Let's try finding a bar where there aren't people who want to hang me from a tree by my nutsack
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
Kinda hard to look your partner in the face the day after a rousing game of How Many Ways Can I Capture Your Penis.
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
I just sharted for the first time in my life. Age 33. Lying in bed. Sober. 2021 is off to a great start!
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