.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey"
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
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I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
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woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
Can you tell me why Star Wars Burlesque is pulled up on my phone from last night?
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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