All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
I don't know which is a more impressive stolen object. The couch from a sheer logistical viewpoint, or the parking meter because i'm pretty sure that's a federal offence.
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
I can't go to the bars anymore. She wanted to see me again and I drunkenly told her I was moving today. If she spots me I'm fucked.
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
Vegas never ceases to amaze me. Hung out with a stripper from ATL all night and got nuthin, but the next night meet a bride-to-be who gives me a bj in the elevator.
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