Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
i woke up with my moms heels on underneath your couch cushions
you want 1 or 2 eggos?
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
Only I could dislocate my ribcage coaching volleyball and still want to get drunk tonight.
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