You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
Squirrels and blue jays and dove-like things. They're just frolicking around in my backyard. I wanna be like them.
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
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Strip Mario-Kart
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
I just soaked a sugar cookie in nail polish remover to clean off my nails because I was too lazy to walk to the bathroom to get a cotton ball. Is this what rock bottom feels like?
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
I seriously just forgot to push down the toaster twice in a row \n\nSo I've been waiting 8 minutes for toaster strudels that I haven't even started... Too high
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