My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
no, i dont want the owner to like me bc i dedazzled my vagina
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I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
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Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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