Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
I took us ten minutes to realize the shower sex going upstairs was the reason the kitchen ceiling was flooding.
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
And if I hated you I'd probably say things like, "I never want to speak to you again," or, "Eat a bag of dicks." That's how you'd know.
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
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