I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
Woke up with puke in my bed and my pockets full of Tootsie Rolls.
Jealous.
The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
No, man, we stole the housekeeper's key and we're just going room to room raiding mini fridges. Hurry
Logan has the vodka and snickers. We're making a run for it. Room 302
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
Tolerating him while I'm not drunk is like trying to find a word that rhymes with orange
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
Randomize
