The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
I almost didn't wake up for my first day of work. The 3rd bottle of champagne was a mistake. And the 2nd bottle of wine after that was probably excessive
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
How do I introduce myself to her without coming off as "the guy who jacks-off to her profile pic"?
i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
Found you in the bushes with fireworks, a teacup and no shoes. Decided it was a bad time to wake you.
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
You are in a fancy European city. The best way to truly experience the city is through Tinder
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
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