You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
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