im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
woke up with food on the counter from chipotle, taco bell, green cactus, and on the border take out. explain?
you were trying to get this Spanish chick to sleep with you. you were showing her how much you "loved her native food."
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
We were trying to sober you with hotdog buns but you refused put half of it in your bra and said you'd save it for later
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
When are your genitals available?
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
Randomize
