I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
Also, ran into my neighbor across the street. He told me about scheduling his vasectomy. We are officially way beyond the acceptable point for asking his name again.
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
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