it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
Whoever had sex in my bed during the party last night left a glow in the dark condom on my floor. I'm not even mad anymore, I just want to know who it is so they can tell me where to get one.
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
Both guys that I'm dating were waiting for me in the parking lot after work. Literally the most awkward situation I have ever been in
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
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