he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
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ttyl tear gas
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
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Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
Don't mention it
Just endorse me for cunnilingus on LinkedIn
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
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