I look better un-naked...
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
I just bought 1/2 a fifth of vodka out of an old school baby carriage from a homeless man. Gotta love this city.
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
That's nice of you to be concerned, but I'm pretty confident I'll marry someone 30 years older than me, ride out being the trophy wife for 10 or 15 years, then live large!
In hindsight, maybe rearranging his living room because he has OCD while he was out wasnt the greatest idea. Though it'll keep him busy for HOURS
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